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In January 2009, the MillerCoors Brewing Company ceased production of the greatest alcoholic formula ever to exist. Sparks was viciously neutered; stripped of caffeine, taurine, and guarana. The replacement is a feeble mockery, a pale imitation designed to fool the trusting consumer with a familiar name and label, but none of the spark. As the old recipe gets added to the history books, we chronicle the search for the last remaining real Sparks cans in America.
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